How to Pick up Girls, Volume II

Traveling through my past comedy 'hits.' Here's "How to pick up girls, Vol. II"



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This little ditty was a response/parody to an actual book that came out in the 70's sometime, "How to Pick Up Girls" by Eric Weber. It was outrageously offensive and treated women horrendously. It even, when Mr. Weber mentions a woman that is so beautiful, "you even, for an instant, consider rape." Yes. Yes, it was actually in there.
If you get a chance, you should take a look at it.
Some of the sections (The Loser, The Nuisance) are based on actual people I knew.

1996 comedy

Way back in 1996 I was writing. A LOT. I was churning out little comedy bits and pieces and parodies and whatever came into my mind. I spent a long time doing something called "The Dependant" which was a parody of local newspapers. I thought it was pretty good. But I still had some ideas and found a pamphlet called "Drive Safely." So I did "Drive Poorly." Here it is. Short and sweet.



















(By the way, NO, I don't know how to format the images to make them side by side. I think I might have to do it in another program. . .hmmm. . .guess I should have thought about that earlier. . .ignore this . . .unless you have a simpler suggestion that doesn't insult me.)