Quick Hits Again

And here we go. . .

There should be some level of understanding of just how frightening it is for a small child to be separated and lost from their parents in a store.

Ok, hat hits:

Something has to be said, finally, about guys wearing golf hats with their glasses perched on the brim of the hat. For fuck's sake KNOCK IT OFF. No, you don't look cool, no you aren't hip looking. What you look like is a douchebag. See, the thing is, the glasses-on-the-hat thing is exactly like a woman picking out the right earrings. It's a piece of jewelry. I can almost imagine some jackass getting ready to go to the store (not golfing, mind you) and saying, "sure I look awesome with my nike golf hat, but what would make me look even better. . .wait! I know. Let me put my glasses right here on top. Man I'm awesome!" You're a dork, stop it.

Also, if you have a baseball hat, here's a couple of rules for you:
1. bend the brim. If you have a straight brim, you're an ass.
2. wear it straight. if the brim is offset, you're an ass.
3. no wearing yankee hats unless you're from new york. No exceptions. Or. . .you're an ass.

Have all the good chinese take-out places gone over to sushi? I can't find a good place to go. Panda Express has the worst noodles, so it's not an option. These things prey on my mind.

Why is it that the people shouting the loudest about the health care bill being 'unconstitutional' were also the ones trying to force children to pray in school which is almost the definition of unconstitutional?

There needs to be more chess on TV.